Here are some things that Schadenfreude like to do to wile away those tedious hours between unemployment benefit payments.  Schadenfreude members gain a true sense of pride, fulfillment, and spiritual calm through the implementation of these simple exercises, and feel that the wider world could also benefit from this simple wisdom.

So

Why Not Try?

 Beer

Using  chairs

Uttering the phrase “Piss Flap” in polite conversation

Covert chat room disruption

Your own bodily excretions!

Onanism

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